Silver Tongue
new discourse

girlinthelobby:

what level do you keep your phone screen brightness at and why

lepetitdragon:
“ silencingthedrums:
“ my favorite part of conventions
”
art imitates life
”

lepetitdragon:

silencingthedrums:

my favorite part of conventions

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art imitates life

m4ge:

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i am intent on winning

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful pop art t-shirt of 1995 figure skating champions, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

red-faced-wolf:
“ fireb0y:
“SO THESE ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE
” ”

red-faced-wolf:

fireb0y:

SO THESE ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE

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trashchansenpai:

waluwadjet:

smurflewis:

imguiltyofthis:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

nubs-mgee:
“theyre both dumb boys but they make it work
”

nubs-mgee:

theyre both dumb boys but they make it work

bonelymostly:

fedorasaurus:

Sans: welp, i’m parched. you mind if i grab a soda?

Grillby: Not at all……. they’re in the fridge…….

Sans: thanks man, i really appr–

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SCREAMING

35apollo:
“I let you figure out what I’m referring to.
”

35apollo:

I let you figure out what I’m referring to.

thepleasuregoblin:
“ thomasbonar:
“Giant Australian fluorescent pink slug. Eight inches long.
”
That’s the thing they get ADAM from
”

thepleasuregoblin:

thomasbonar:

Giant Australian fluorescent pink slug.  Eight inches long.

That’s the thing they get ADAM from