gengaraesthetic:

Mom: who’s texting you?  You’re smiling at your phone :)

My screen:

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fimbry:

Me: Snakes can’t climb glass, it’s too thin.

Joss: climbs glass

Me: Holy shit.

Bothrochilus albertisii

When you’re stuck in overtime for 30 minutes and you stuck to the payload for the whole time while narrowly avoiding death

charadreemurr:

pishposh-habberdash:

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EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE

an-array-of-pancakes:

My friends:

Me, to my friends:

@kilalabunnies

WHOM'ST
Anonymous

bigtea123:

wroughtornot:

pochowek:

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

Yall

y'ain’t’d’ve doesn’t make sense. “you all are not would have” isn’t a proper sentence.

refinery29:

Watch: Trust us that it’s not clickbait when we say this speech about punching Nazis was so fired up that it changed our lives

The theme of the 2017 SAG Awards was unity, unity, and more unity. For one of the final speeches of the night, David Harbour of Stranger Things collected the award for best performance by an ensemble, slinging (or rather, shouting) unity at the audience. The crowd got on its feet. In the audience, Courtney B. Vance, Lea DeLaria, and Viggo Mortensen can be spotted standing at attention. 

Gifs: The SAG Awards on TNT

WATCH THE VIDEO

unsends:

me: idgaf
narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

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Originally posted by asouesource

I've never seen Cutthroat Kitchen, but I want to give it a shot. Sell it to me in five screenshots or less.
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