Silver Tongue

builttobulk:

sparkofstorm:

nicolegendary:

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

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instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

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where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game
“YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO”
Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown
Both are good

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

someone sells hotdogs to the people attending.

princessdawnauroreon:
“ underlytrashy:
“ biinarykid:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Cookie in a milk cup.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
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Egg
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OH
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princessdawnauroreon:

underlytrashy:

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Egg

OH

princessdawnauroreon:
“ underlytrashy:
“ blogkhadra:
“Milk in a cookie cup
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Backwards egg
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Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?
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princessdawnauroreon:

underlytrashy:

blogkhadra:

Milk in a cookie cup

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

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why do villains always mess up so badly

garbage-empress:

ghostcrows:

today on the radio they were talking about how clowns cant get jobs lately bc of the new IT movie resurfacing peoples fear of clowns and the dude was like “the clown economy is in shambles” and thats really not a sentence i ever wanna hear anywhere but this awful website

millenials are killing the clown industry

journaloftomfooleryandjapery:

artemuscain-gamingandbs:

someoneintheshadow446:

ask-oncies-jizz:

eruhamster:

why are vidya journalists like this

hey what the fuck

I was screaming “IT SAYS HOLD FOR HIGH JUMP!!!! YOU CAN’T READ OR WHAT???”

Apparently this guy gave mass effect a negative review back in the day because he never ever spent his talent points.

We have youtube, why do we need games journalists anymore?

i dont understand how you could play games for a living and still be this bad at them

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kyraneko:

peppernine:

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.

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“ cmder:
“ lesbianrey:
“new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions
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If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop © to uncreate you
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you: Adobe © Photoshop ©
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cmder:

lesbianrey:

new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions

If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop ©  to uncreate you

you: Adobe © Photoshop ©

me, crying uncontrollably: How did you say that with your mouth

let me just photoshop some stuff because PS’s new features are rad. I love ‘shoppin shit. its my hobby.

torokoqueen:
“My reaction whenever I play these soul-crushing games
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torokoqueen:

My reaction whenever I play these soul-crushing games