tz + crocodiles
(some of) the best mcelroy things
- the shit they talk about their own early episodes because they know how god awful they were
- the fact all three of them (+ Clint) have matching tattoos
- LoZ tattoos for that matter, where each brother has a different part of the tri force filled in, and clint has all 3 filled
- griffy got that tattoo on his wrist specifically bc he didnt want a job that would be dicks about tattoos
- the way justin will just go “ok that’s fine” if one of the other two is like ‘i dont wanna talk abt this’ even if its a goof
- the fact trav and justin inexplicably have the same birthday 3 years apart
- and then when griffin was like “i know how u feel [about a jumbotron description] every november 8th i just sit in bed and wail”
- travis watched pirates of the carribean like, 9 times in theatres when it first came out - several of which as dates
- griffin tried to have a dog in his “pet-free” apartment in college and it only lasted like, four days before they got found out
- travis’ entire character development in taz results from his fear of losing his wife because he loves her so so much
- the way that, at every ridiculous stunt and every heartwrenching moment the boys pull in TAZ, griffin goes “oh my GOD”/ “oh god….”/ “oh no..”
- likewise the cackling that clint/travis/justin do at those same moments
- “"A family highpoint for me was the time my dad beat us at Clue in one round,“ recalls Clint’s second son Travis. “It was at that moment that I realized that my father is the most clever man on the planet. Notice that I didn’t say the smartest man. We’re talking about a man who, until he woke up on the basement floor several hours later, didn’t see anything wrong with dumping excess kitty litter and bleach down a sink at the same time in a poorly ventilated room””
i can’t believe la gangs, antifa, everyone in north korea and an entire hurricane are headed to markiplier’s house
reaper wears a mask because gabriel reyes aged like a fine wine and gazing directly at his beautiful face would absolutely obliterate you
soldier76 wears a mask because he’s fucking ugly
I’m part of the DACA program and I don’t know why people on this website are not talking about this issue
What Is DACA?Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) is a kind of administrative relief from deportation. The purpose of DACA is to protect eligible immigrant youth who came to the United States when they were children from deportation. DACA gives young undocumented immigrants: 1) protection from deportation, and 2) a work permit. The program expires after two years, subject to renewal.
What Are The Requirements For DACA?
- You were under 31 years old as of June 15, 2012;
- You first came to the United States before your 16th birthday;
- You have lived continuously in the United States from June 15, 2007 until the present;
- You were physically present in the United States on June 15, 2012 and at the time you apply;
- You came to the United States without documents before June 15, 2012, or your lawful status expired as of June 15, 2012;
- You are currently studying, or you graduated from high school or earned a certificate of completion of high school or GED, or have been honorably discharged from the Coast Guard or military (technical and trade school completion also qualifies); and
- You have NOT been convicted of a felony, certain significant misdemeanors (including a single DUI), or three or more misdemeanors of any kind
Also, DACA recipients pay taxes and are NOT eligible for any federal public benefit, including federal financial aid, food stamps or housing subsidies. We do not collect welfare benefits of any sort.
