Silver Tongue

punlich:

*me flirting* hey wanna suffer together

potoobrigham:

Heartache.

Fidget spinners are OUT. The hip new fad among teens?

glumshoe:

lapis-pip:

glumshoe:

walpurgisak:

glumshoe:

jadajarhead:

pattythenest:

glumshoe:

bog mummies

…..what

No really what?

get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES

it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT

Can i become a bog mummy

the only thing better than collecting BOG MUMMIES is BECOMING one

it’s NATURAL, it’s ORGANIC, and it’s COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!

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simply GO HIKING with your best BOG BUDDIES and relax into the SOFT AND WELCOMING expanse of SPHAGNUM MOSS and submit to the PICKLING PROCESS while you STRIKE A POSE

What the FUCK

it’s the FREE and ORGANIC way to KEEP YOUR LOOKS for 3,000 YEARS! Even your CLOTHING can be PERFECTLY PRESERVED!

You want another Dumb White Person™ story? I live in a 1-bedroom apt with my husband. One time I woke up to the sound of someone breaking in through our living room window, which my half-asleep brain translated into "someone has the fucking tv on too loud." My dumb ass wakes up, crawls over my sleeping husband to get out of our bed, pokes my head in the living room and goes, "you mind keeping it down? i've got work in the morning." I was back in the bedroom by the time it dawned on me.
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motherhenna:

omfg we’re all doomed 

babyanimalgifs:

me as a dog.

(via @connielbrown_)

sirphilliam:

Yoshi butts

banshees:

banshees:

banshees:

banshees:

starting to think my college is exclusively the most fucked up college in the world cause i have 6 to 9 hour school days and mandatory attendance to all classes

without fail everyone outside of my major and school has one/two classes a day and dubious attendance policies so what the hell going on

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brah i live in america this shit expensive underfunded understaffed and i need to work to pay bills

entirety of europe banned from interacting with this post i dont want some cunt with public higher education, acceptable wages, and a society that cares about teachers telling me whats up

classicmeevs:

contrarymeevs:

classicmeevs:

contrarymeevs:

classicmeevs:

Bread is a liquid

really? really with this?

what do you think it is

its a solid with airs in it

air cant pass through a solid