Silver Tongue

nekoama:

Pokeball part 2

Part 1

miss-serket:

everything on wildlifefact is pure shitpost material 

rootbeergoddess:
“ wildlythoughtfulsquid:
“SERIOUSLY
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I am going to print this out and plaster it everywhere I go
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rootbeergoddess:

wildlythoughtfulsquid:

SERIOUSLY

I am going to print this out and plaster it everywhere I go

chefpyro:

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ah yes, “anime solid snake”, as opposed to the regular solid snake, who has nothing to do with the japanese whatsoever

Who is that axolotl baby I need answers (please)
Anonymous

petite-pumpkin:

Well, that’s precisely what it is!
Just a random axolotl monster I scribbled for that drawing, same with the green birb.

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Guys Guys Guys

jadedresearcher:

The Discord let me know the CHOICE fucking results you get if you google “Where is everything better than expected”.   A LOT of them are hits to this tumblr, or the site itself, but check THIS shit out:

https://www.reddit.com/r/riddles/comments/6yc3mu/where_is_everything_better_than_expected/

It’s beautiful and I love it and the fact that they went to just a general riddle subreddit for the answer is….just so perfect.

Random reddit person: The answer is NOT a dictionary, I will tell you that for free.  Hell, check out my mad typo powers, I am p sure me and dictionaries are not on speaking terms.

Also, check out these related searches:

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I love that you peeps are all asking google. It’s beautiful, and like, maybe eventually it will even work.  Google has been the nemesis of SBURBSim before, why not go whole hog.

macleod:

vikturi-is-mine:

stilespuna:

thatisludicrous:

crowmunculus:

actualzarya:

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

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you are like a little baby, watch this

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i am in physical agony

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i think this is a decent contestant

What the hell even is that

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i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

melonmemes:
“We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018
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melonmemes:

We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018

shimmervee:

had a dream i was entering a “wizard-off” against taako. i only entered because i believed taako was a fictional character and therefore id win by default. i show up to the wizard-off venue: an abandoned strip mall, naturally. lines start forming. my best friends are there pumping me up. someone is massaging my arms as if im about to enter a boxing match. another goes “are you sure you’re up for this? taako is a master” and i respond with a scoff. “he isn’t coming. he would be here by now, and he’d be wearing a fantastic outfit. i dont see anybody in a fantastic outfit.” a hush falls over the crowd. i turn. there stands taako in a black ballgown, chiffon cape, and opera gloves, his ears bedazzled, his hair tied back in the tightest ponytail ive ever seen. he locks eyes with me and i die instantly.

ask-oncies-jizz:

splatsquid:

these are the last things you see before you die

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