notacomputerorasinger:

natalieironside:

hobbular:

natalieironside:

I thought that “the king gets into trouble by agreeing to grant a request before he hears what the request is” was a more well-known fairytale trope

like legit if you ask me for a favor i will reflexively respond “depends what it is” and i have had people get MAD at me about that like bitch i am not dumb what if you ask me to give you my throne and my daughter’s hand in marriage it’s not like i’m not gonna go back on my word

See, you get it

NO RASH BOONS

the-meme-monarch:

the-meme-monarch:

yeah you keep tellin yourselves that

@pigeonperch I’ve been thinking abt your tags ever since I saw them and You’re So Right

bogleech:

no-thats-absurd:

david-de-bergerac:

I have no words

Which kingdom heart is this

bullgod1997:

doubleca5t:

rednines:

I’m an anarchist so naturally I disagree with anarchists about anarchism

kragehund-again:

my mom everyday sending me off to school: remember not to ever tell anyone your blood uses copper as an oxygen carrier instead of iron or else they will experiment on you and drain you like a horseshoe crab

me: sheesh mom i’m not a baby, you don’t gotta remind me

teacher: ok class today i’ll tell you why blood is red

me: *raises hand*

animatedlesbian:

inickel:

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

gh0stprotocol:

mlmushroomism:

notallmensheviks:

How Tumblr Became Popular for Being Obsolete

The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.

The New Yorker

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd…….

we fucked up its getting more profitable

amynchan:

I wasn’t gonna reblog, but this poor person’s eyes.  They scream of pain and desperation.

iguanamouth: