Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists
Joey: “so what exactly ARE all of these doing here?”
Xefros: “all of the whats?”
Joey: “the rifles, numbnuts! why does your friend have so many?”
Joey: “i mean, my pa has a lot of rifles sitting around but not in a dangerous pile like that!”
Xefros: “oh, well, they serve two purposes.”
Xefros: “one is that we need them when we raise a small militia to Xeed the strength of the planetary government and rebel against the heiress.”
Joey: “those are some damn lofty goals.”
Joey: “and…xeed? what?”
Joey: “…oh, you meen exceed. why do you type it like that?”
Xefros: “it’s a typing quirk you idiot! everyone adds a little something to make their chat voice more Xtra special.”
Joey: “okay, well that’s dumb and stupid.”
Xefros: “you’re dumb and stupid!”
Joey: “that comeback was really dumb and stupid, but not as dumb and stupid as you are, since you are extremely DUMB and STUPID!”
Xefros: “daaaaamn…ya got me with that one. i was thoroughly owned. XESSIVELY owned, even.”
Joey: “…anyways what is the second thing you use those guns for?”
Xefros: “me and dammek also get in the pile and have a feelings jam.”
Joey: “is that some kind of weird troll fluid?”
Xefros: “no!!!”
straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
Tadhdfw you can’t tell if u being angry/upset all the time is bc of the adhd Emotions™, the rsd, or just a personality flaw
that adhd feel when your family thinks that you deliberately zone out on purpose because you’re ‘rude’ or ‘don’t want to listen’ when in reality your brain just automatically zones out without your knowledge and each time someone calls you rude you feel hurt by it because you know that it’s because of your adhd and not because you’re intentionally ignoring them
