Silver Tongue

sluttynurse:

“unreliable narrator” to you. i believe them

statesrightsofficial:

Time traveler: *kills an ant*

The timeline:


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wizard-email:

dillyt:

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

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j3tsabyss:

strahmsseveredhand:

strahmsseveredhand:

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

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ramblingcj:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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I saw the video and thought “that guy looks like Jack Black”, then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.


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chillgamesh-the-swing:

reuniclus:

transmechanicus:

clowreedsforfilth:

prole-log:

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Thank u comrade tyranitar

that is godzilla

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Pokemon go screenshot of Tyranitar, with the same crest and tail spikes as the op imageALT

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that’s fucking tyranitar

revswanson:

where in the HELL did that horse come from

plinko horse escaped and is out for blood

notsominnesnowtanice:

ffrriiddaayy:

water—damage:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ7shqhT/

this is the best tiktok i’ve ever seen in my life.

That’s it. Delete the app. It’s over. It can’t get better than this.