Silver Tongue

dojyaan:

metalslugx:

why do people think Vegeta is a better parent then Goku they both bad 

we all know the best dragon ball dad

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nekoama:

Yay fall!

falling-towers:

After Magnus dies, Merle and Taako make a point of meeting and having a drink every now and then. They are long-lived creatures, both of them, and it’s easy to let years or even decades pass between times, but sooner or later one of them always seeks the other out. Usually it’s Taako, still the itinerant one after all these years, who turns up on Merle’s doorstep one day. He hams it up, maybe, and pretends like maybe Merle’s gone senile and forgotten him, or he just stands there with his lazy grin.

Merle is aging well, but he’s aging. It’s obvious in the lines of his face, the way he sits down a little stiffly now. Taako looks as young as ever, but if it’s because of his natural longevity or his glamors, Merle can never tell. They go out together, to Chesney’s Bar & Grill, usually, or some other bar when they’re elsewhere, though it’s getting rarer and rarer for Merle to travel. They sit together and shoot the shit; Taako drinks a Bloody Mary and complains about it, and Merle sips on the traditional Piña Colada of the beach dwarves, with an umbrella in it.

They always pick a table with three chairs, but pretend like it’s coincidence that they do; it’s a sentimental gesture so banal they’re both embarrassed to acknowledge it. But later, after a few drinks, when the conversation trails off, Taako lifts his glass and tilts it towards the empty chair and says with no trace of irony in his voice, “Well, cheers, big guy,” and Merle looks into his drink and says, “Yeah,” and he toasts the air as well.

fandxmsatan:
“this is my favourite tweet
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fandxmsatan:

this is my favourite tweet

pyronoid-d:
“ large-gamer-robot:
“ metalslugx:
“ mgs3:
“who at blizzard animated junkrat fucking nutting in his panst
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Didn’t The Freaks™ on this site use this gif to explain the effects of orgasm denial
”
The Junkrat short was actually animated by...

pyronoid-d:

large-gamer-robot:

metalslugx:

mgs3:

who at blizzard animated junkrat fucking nutting in his panst

Didn’t The Freaks™ on this site use this gif to explain the effects of orgasm denial

The Junkrat short was actually animated by a dude hired by Blizzard who used to make Overwatch SFM porn so…

nah you cant just drop a piece of trivia like that

spookycombustion:

tru-ho:

writing-prompt-s:

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna:
“ halalbacon:
“ College kids be like
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Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because...

wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna:

halalbacon:

College kids be like

Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then all of your tuition will be paid for,” like through insurance and lawsuits and the like. Welcome to college, where being hit by a car is preferable to student loans.
candygarnet:
“ corandice:
“I know y'all are talking about Marina ande her splat zones but can we please put our attention to the most problematic thing I have ever seen.
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marina talked about eating ketchup ice cream dont act like theyre not both...

candygarnet:

corandice:

I know y'all are talking about Marina ande her splat zones but can we please put our attention to the most problematic thing I have ever seen.

marina talked about eating ketchup ice cream dont act like theyre not both just as gross

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