theponymod:

I’m looking at you tumblr

nekojiima:

check it out

colgek:

iceey-ent:

zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

I don’t get it

He’s thanking her for her criticism because that’s the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment. It put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick as hell way. Basically, he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way.

762x39-innawoods:

triforce-princess:

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

without a doubt

Originally posted by olliesigns

Originally posted by isohiko

lu-minescenxe:

a very generic food store

toilet–princess:

sonicvanhedgegogh:

miawooo:

hopehedgehog:

thebigastexasburger:

rowdyvamp:

honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover

nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire

“I drink blood to sustain myself and to heal mortal wounds”

“heh yeah sure ya do kyle”

nukac0la:

people are scared of the homestuck fandom coming back meanwhile you’re in the corner like

whaoanon:

Technically, for a natural 20 I would be rolling 16d8 but I didn’t want to draw that many d8.

anakin-slytalker:

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”