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theonion:
“PHILADELPHIA—Quickly turning what had been an orderly demonstration into a violent melee, a peaceful protest Friday was reportedly interrupted by a swarm of aggressive, black-clad militants. According to bystanders, the protesters had been...

theonion:

PHILADELPHIA—Quickly turning what had been an orderly demonstration into a violent melee, a peaceful protest Friday was reportedly interrupted by a swarm of aggressive, black-clad militants. According to bystanders, the protesters had been marching and chanting without incident when they were suddenly set upon by the hostile militants who wielded blunt weapons and concealed their faces. Those who witnessed the event stated that the unprovoked aggressors seemed to have arrived planning to engage in some sort of violence, as evidenced by their protective padding and combative demeanor. Sources also confirmed that several of the militants surrounded an unarmed protester and severely beat him, and that some of the attackers also used slurs and threatening rhetoric while disrupting the peaceful march. At press time, outraged community members were demanding to know why none of the militants had been arrested.

zaregax:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Mormons in America.
”
There’s a memorial in my town in Georgia where a Mormon missionary got chased down and killed as soon as he showed up here
”

zaregax:

mapsontheweb:

Mormons in America.

There’s a memorial in my town in Georgia where a Mormon missionary got chased down and killed as soon as he showed up here

eggcup:
“ abandonedandurbex:
“ Grain Elevator in the ghost town of Bents, Saskatchewan [5312x2988]
Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/
”
tf2 real. ”

eggcup:

abandonedandurbex:

Grain Elevator in the ghost town of Bents, Saskatchewan [5312x2988]

Source: https://openpics.aerobatic.io/

tf2 real.

catlezzer:
“why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing
”

catlezzer:

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

darkness-and-shadow:
“ 3bees:
“ obviously-goth:
“ cute-anddeadly:
“grandma knew what she was doing
”
Im the grandma
”
why is grandma being interrogated behind him
”
Grandma is doing the interrogation.
”

darkness-and-shadow:

3bees:

obviously-goth:

cute-anddeadly:

grandma knew what she was doing

Im the grandma

why is grandma being interrogated behind him

Grandma is doing the interrogation.

metalslugx:

metalslugx:

people just sitting there like vultures waiting for the mcelroys to fuck up even the slightest bit so they can laugh and prove how smart and amazing they are, are honest to god extremely pathetic 

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noooooooope:
“ u-f-owen:
“ spikepitplayset:
“ limeile:
“ OH MY GOD
”
To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.
”...

noooooooope:

u-f-owen:

spikepitplayset:

limeile:

OH MY GOD

To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.

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this is why punch card skip is a thing lmao

dread-supreme:

kamenridercasey:

Here’s my Totally On-Time Vine Compilation™

All my favs in one compilation for once

daxtarity:
“ Roxy: Enter
Everyone’s favorite (former) alcoholic teenager! Roxy Lalonde!
”

daxtarity:

Roxy: Enter

Everyone’s favorite (former) alcoholic teenager! Roxy Lalonde!