-hoarding useless things
-Like to have money
-eating a lot
-sleeping a lot
-hiding inside my cave forever
-avoiding humans
timelords-detectives-and-hunters:
Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”
me: “Fine, thanks.”
Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.
Family isn’t always blood
stop giving me feelings about this orange idiot and his dolphin dad, i could swear i managed to escape this fandom D:
never let straight girls forget they’re in the same lane as straight boys. dont let them pat themselves on the back for all the “gay ships” (usually comprised of straight men, mind you) they obsess over or how much drag race they watch. straight girls are just as straight as straight boys.
“straight girls are just as straight as straight boys” ??????? what
this might be news sharon, but straight people are straight

