techmomma:

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

Mmmmmm hate to break it to y'all but: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=24012

bvcknsteve:

ominouslymathematical:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ghulism:

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

Good

Direct Action

“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”

“go fuck yourself”

“understandable have a good day”

everydayatleast:

yo-homeslice:

official-mounds:

official-mounds:

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

–

It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

Dude Falsettos looks so good

This comment. I’m.

pxmpkinprincess:

yoshifan30:

daily-pokemon-family:

underlytrashy:

underlytrashy:

:/

:0

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

@skeletonguys-and-ragdolls check it out

@skeletonwithabowtie

trollkaruby:

Jade Mother. To be continued.

lacefuneral:

damiwayne:

inscarletsilence:

fuchsimeon:

nothingbutthedreams:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I like it.

#if male superheroes had costumes designed the same way as female costumes

#i present to you the new batsuit

me playing saints row 3 and 4

you see, its designed this way to give batman flexibility

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

angel-baez:

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

damn

tim-official:

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter