Silver Tongue

kramergate:

creator: in order to establish that this main character isn’t a good person and should not be looked up to I am going to show them doing blatantly rude and selfish things that are hard to defend

viewers: whoa! it’s cool to be rude and selfish now!! this show said so!!!

dailyprospit:

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gangs all here

Barbarians make the best rogues

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.

Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*

DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.

Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…

Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*

Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!

chocolatula:
“my sollux being sad,,,
please don’t use this for yourself or your rp muses, since this is my rp muse!
”

chocolatula:

my sollux being sad,,,
please don’t use this for yourself or your rp muses, since this is my rp muse!

rupelover:

Ron Weasley through the years on 1 september.

infinite-bag-of-boys:
“ It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited:...

infinite-bag-of-boys:

It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao

[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited: x]
[Petals to the Metal: x]
[The Crystal Kingdom: x]
[The Eleventh Hour: x]
[The Suffering Game: x]

caitielou-askew:

caitielou-askew:

Every year I share this with a friend on Facebook on September 1st. I’m starting this tradition on Tumblr now.

THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.

IT IS.

SEPTEMBER.

triinketfox:
“The neutral judgements are so underrated imo
”

triinketfox:

The neutral judgements are so underrated imo