creator: in order to establish that this main character isn’t a good person and should not be looked up to I am going to show them doing blatantly rude and selfish things that are hard to defend
viewers: whoa! it’s cool to be rude and selfish now!! this show said so!!!
DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.
Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.
Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…
Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!
my sollux being sad,,,
please don’t use this for yourself or your rp muses, since this is my rp muse!
It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited: x]
[Petals to the Metal: x]
[The Crystal Kingdom: x]
[The Eleventh Hour: x]
[The Suffering Game: x]







