Silver Tongue
chess-and-snickers:
“ “IF YOU DON’T LOOK YOUR BEST WHILE ASSERTING YOUR SUPERIORITY OVER YOUR SUBJECTS, WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT?”
Supposed to be a mirror selfie. Or, shellfie, I suppose. Will likely be posted on the new homestuck RP site when I can...

chess-and-snickers:

“IF YOU DON’T LOOK YOUR BEST WHILE ASSERTING YOUR SUPERIORITY OVER YOUR SUBJECTS, WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT?”

Supposed to be a mirror selfie. Or, shellfie, I suppose. Will likely be posted on the new homestuck RP site when I can actually log in lmao.

(Some of you might recognize this design. Whoops.)

EDIT: Forgot to shade his horns, fixed now.

[commissions||tarot readings||donatable stories]

[more art||my writing||life updates]

thorinsmut:

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

egberts:

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

squidwithelbows:

Finally finished my full set of the grand relics and their wielders, because the adventure zone owns my heart now.

cityinthesea:
“O͐̆ͭ͊̔̈͏̰̗̰̯B̅ͦ̍ͮ͆͋̚Ě̷̻̥̊̎̐Ÿ̥̯́͑̆̓ͣ̌
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cityinthesea:

O͐̆ͭ͊̔̈͏̰̗̰̯B̅ͦ̍ͮ͆͋̚Ě̷̻̥̊̎̐Ÿ̥̯́͑̆̓ͣ̌

muva-taught-me:

gogomrbrown:

I fw my Mexican people they some of the realist people you’ll meet

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 so what trump got to say now? Where’s the racists who hated Mexicans? Oh yeah accepting the helps of those who they hated. Dumbasses!

tenaflyviper:

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If you found yourself insulted by this episode, it’s because you’re exactly the kind of person that’s being parodied.  This is the impression you’re leaving upon others when you abuse activism for petty personal gain.  The fact that so many of you can’t even seem to tell the difference between legitimate activism and a clear abuse of it that undermines what you claim to stand for is very telling here.

If you can’t tolerate your own reflection, it isn’t the mirror you should be confronting, and demanding to change.

A CARTOON should not have to address something like this, but too many of you seem to value them more than you value actual human life.