me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…
If you found yourself insulted by this episode, it’s because you’re exactly the kind of person that’s being parodied. This is the impression you’re leaving upon others when you abuse activism for petty personal gain. The fact that so many of you can’t even seem to tell the difference between legitimate activism and a clear abuse of it that undermines what you claim to stand for is very telling here.
If you can’t tolerate your own reflection, it isn’t the mirror you should be confronting, and demanding to change.
A CARTOON should not have to address something like this, but too many of you seem to value them more than you value actual human life.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
