Silver Tongue

flipwizards:
“ clint’s twitter is the best thing to ever happen to me
bonus:
”

clint’s twitter is the best thing to ever happen to me
bonus:

kinghispaniola:
“ enlightenedsilverking:
“ herdreadsrock:
“this gone hurt somebody feefees lol
”
Lmao dawg I hope it does
” ”

enlightenedsilverking:
herdreadsrock:
this gone hurt somebody feefees lol
Lmao dawg I hope it does
^

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

friskymcnugget:

you cant expect me to just sit there and do nothing when one of the pokemon fusions is literally called “woomie”

thecottonproject:

‘It doesn’t have to be all joke joke dildo, I have emotions!’

look-for-the-woman:

@dan-mcneely

raw-r-evolution:

mulletsmakememoist:
that’s honestly excellent advice
What they dont want you to learn on high school but will learn in the street

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

foreverravenclaw:
Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!
#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’ #and they were like ‘thank you’