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Bloodborne >> Chalice Dungeon Ritual Materials

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trainermina:

hyrude:

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

a fighting type trainer wrote this

good luck using your offensive moves after I spammed you with sand attack

skarchomp:

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

mygayisshowing:

haells:

justagirlfromfinland:

laten-wij-samen-leren:

malteseboy:

latviskperson:

isleofapplepies:

hermoines:

spookymoeghost:

ladygolem:

smortsantiago:

charulein:

saffronbunbaker:

faun-songs:

natalunasans:

official-deutschtuerke:

may:

they should have a word called Presterday which means the day before yesterday .

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Predvčerajšnjem

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przedwczoraj

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aizvakardiena

pitgħada

Eergisteren

Toissapäivänä

前天

English just got owned

It’s funny because english does have the word.
ereyesterday.
Conversely there’s also a word that means day after tomorrow. Overmorrow which would make a much better movie title than the one we got that was basically al gores wet dream.

gay-pastel-dragon:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

goldfishgalaxy:

I love watching Bisquick pounce on his food. I can’t wait to set up a huge system for multiple rays.

Look at this dangerous carpet

Whyd you put your roomba in a fishtank

the-entire-furry-fandom:

queenwhiskey:

queenwhiskey:

YOURE NOT A REAL GAMER TILL YOUR PLAYING MELEE ON A TUPPERWEAR CONTAINER WITH AN EXPOSED DISK AND THE CONTROLER JUST FUCKING MELTED INTO THE CONTAINER

you could take someones finger off with how fast that disk spins

have you seen the original because it is somehow more terrifying

vine:

Knock knock

roadhonk:

iwilleatyourenglish:

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

• the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 
• a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
• when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
• there are college students who own a house phone
  
• faye dunaway is there
• there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
• the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
  
• the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
• can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
• toot toot