Silver Tongue

kelssiel:

automaticfave:

redactedkondraki:

automaticfave:

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

Why

well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism

so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”

then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….

hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

protom-lad:

kikithegirl:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.


IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!


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THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysse Shelly

theangryassassin:
“ irishisneverquiet:
“ punkys:
“this is fucking evil and trump is the literal devil
”
What the actual fuck. This is what Hitler did to Jewish children. What happened to never...

theangryassassin:

irishisneverquiet:

punkys:

this is fucking evil and trump is the literal devil

What the actual fuck. This is what Hitler did to Jewish children. What happened to never again?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/22/trump-immigration-us-schools-education-undocumented-migrants

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2017-01-26/school-officials-pledge-to-protect-students-in-the-us-illegally

This is such a fucking mess.

merin:

are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside

horricule:

wizardmetalrex:

It is a miracle that everyone in Stardust Crusaders speaks the same language

I love how kakyoin speaks morse code

lingthing:

So we know that Alphonse’s armor was Hohenheim’s “vintage armor” that he displayed in his study
It’s likely that he acquired it sometime during his centuries of being alive but I like to imagine the nerd spotting it at some yard sale and going home to kick the door down like “TRISHA LOOK WHAT I FUCKING BOUGHT”

plokool:

viergacht:

hungbunny-romandogbird:

turings:

turings:

why do all fictional capitalists look like that

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Not likely. Disney’s a corporate juggernaut today but spent a lot of time teetering on the brink of financial destruction back in the day. Much more likely it’s based on Howard Hughes whose name was pretty much the dictionary definition of rich beyond the dream of excess during his lifetime:

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Makes sense, especially since he was also known for his eccentricity and he shares a first name with one of those characters

angelrin89:

princesszeldaz:

Rest In Peace

“I’m on mobile someone add a pic”

2012 - 2017

The fact that it took them this long to listen to us finally on letting you add pics to posts on mobile