it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
also men who ask “well if blah blah blah means you can hate men, does xyz mean i can hate women?” already hate women they’re just looking for permission lol
No one fucking asks that
do you want me to link you to the multiple times people on here have asked me that today or
So uh… My friend recently gave me a mimikyu I shouldn’t have
A shiny broken totem mimikyu. In battle, it acts normally, if a normal mimikyu goes out in battle broken. But in The Pokemonami… Mmmmmm not quite normal.
He’s a very special mimikyu and I love him.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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