theblvckcool:

Remember, at one point there was a time that you didn’t know what you now know..

pizzahualcoyotl:

miss–kiwi:

scullysthumbtacks:

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (B^ONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me _{like that again.}

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

chefpyro:

Epic

Rap

Battles

of

History

monoukotori:

wackd:

rectumspectrumthemovie:

The Monologue, because I liked it so damn much.

“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”

#this episode angered a lot of people#like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview#but this monologue ripped them all to shreds

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

euryale-dreams:

Anyone who looks at footage of Nazis being violently driven out of town and thinks to themselves “I was on the side of marginalized people but now I’m sympathetic to the fascists” was always a Nazi.

Anyone who thinks that Nazis SHOULDN’T be violently driven out of every town, city and village on the planet is an imbecile

siriusplack:

troy bolton chad danforth potter you were named after the two raddest Wildcats i ever knew now take this basketball and get your head in the game

wonderswoman:

IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!

taz-quotes:

majinneda:

Griffin: God damn, I miss Dungeons & Dragons.

Travis: Yeah…

Justin: Me too, man.

Travis: It’s a-it’s a good time.

Griffin: Can’t we start, like, a DnD podcast-

Travis: Sure!

Justin: Yeah!

Griffin: -so I have, like, an excuse to do this every week?

Justin: Why don’t we-

Travis: Is this something we can do over the internet?

Justin: Let’s just turn this dumb show into a weekly DnD session! *laughs* We don’t need to do advice anymore! *whispers* Let’s fucking go on a quest!

Travis: We can do DnD advice.

Griffin: Yeah.

Justin: That’s what our advice…we’ll roll for initiative…Hey, we should do that as…a, as a bonus episode. Instead of our current plan. Just play DnD together! *mutters* Make people listen to it.

Griffin: I mean, I got all the stuff, if we need it.

Justin: Eh, this is getting too close to reality.

Griffin: *laughs* I want it to be on reality! I want it to be on and in it.

Travis: Well…well, let’s think about it, and let’s not do anything too hasty. I don’t want to rush into it. And then later have to fake my own death.

this was over 5 years ago… holy crap

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant