moanas:

Yesterday Trump was inaugurated. Today, an entire gender protested against him.

mightybabybean:

“Yeah, I’m Pan,” I say. You think I am pansexual or panromantic, but you are wrong. I grow horns. You see my goat legs. I take a swig of wine, and a selfie with Dionysus. You realize your mistake as a hoard of nymphs and satyrs carry you away.

footballintuxedos:
“Figured I should share this here too
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footballintuxedos:

Figured I should share this here too

melpopenn:
“Yeet
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elasticitymudflap:

IM LOSING MY FUCKDAMN MIND I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EDIT TO HAVE HER WITH BIG TITTIES AND A BOOB WINDOWWSWEATER FUCK MYLIFE

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snail emoji reviews

aor-i:

apple:

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very detailed, blur tool is a little excessive; i appreciate the faithfulness to the eye stalks

google:

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simple and perfect. what a beautiful friend!! he smiles for you

microsoft:

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easily identifiable, small spots add to maximum snail

samsung:

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a good friend, yes, but his eyes should be up there you fools

LG:

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very shiny. the slimiest of all of our friends here, impervious to sharp objects at any angle. too powerful

HTC:

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simple and green, a very nice pal we have here today folks

Messenger:

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his shell looks like a cinnamon roll, sweet boy

Twitter:

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purple pal

Mozilla:

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minimalist pink friend, i trust him with my crops

Emoji One:

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mischievous, chaotic neutral

Emojidex:

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eventually, this will be the being who we all have to submit to.

in short, i love all of them

@kilalabunnies

afragilewhisper:

This is beautiful

sprouteeh:

Nebby.