mamasynth:

beachdeath:

imagine being a han/leia shipper in 1983 and you’ve spent three years hearing from the luke/leia shippers how there’s no chance of han/leia happening because han’s probably dead now and besides the empire strikes back literally ended with luke and leia holding each other and staring into deep space so like obviously you’re an idiot for shipping han/leia and you need to get with the winning team… and then imagine going into that movie… and walking out of that movie… imagine that level of schadenfreude and personal satisfaction

Somewhere in a college lunch room, May 24th, 1983

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when lulei happens tomorrow

It’s our first campaign, starting at the beginning, and…

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Alright, so who wants to do what?

Death Servant: I would like to enter the bar.

DM: Alright, you enter the bar.

Death Servant: I’d like to roll a perception check.

Everyone in the party: Alriiight, the first perception check! You got this!

DM: Okay, roll a d20. What did you get?

Death Servant:

DM: Well…?

Death Servant: *posts a picture of the roll; it’s a 1*

Everyone: *laughing hysterically*

DM: Well… You slam your face into the bar counter. You notice that the wood is really nice looking…!

The Three Todds

yourplayersaidwhat:

The characters: tiny gnome druid who has almost no ability to attack, played by my sister. High moon elf ranger who hates everyone, played by me. A grueling dungeon fight to save a goblin captive. We’re all almost dead, but there’s one last thing the druid wants… to free three gigantic attack wolves that tried to kill us less than 20 minutes ago.

Druid: I want to free the wolves!

Ranger: Absolutely not.

Druid: Oh come on, they’ll be stuck here all alone!! They’ll die!

Ranger: Ok?? You’ll die if you get anywhere near them!

Druid: Oh whatever, I’m gonna free them. I roll a wisdom check on the wolves. *Rolls a nat 20*

DM: (still scrambling to get notes on wolves) Uhhhhhhhhh… *rolls nat 1 for the wolves*

DM: (holding back laughter) The wolves stop snarling and sit down, staring at you with their tails wagging.

Druid: I free them!!

DM: The wolves sniff you and rub against you, clearly trusting.

Druid: Yes!! New pets!! I’m gonna name you Todd! and you Todd 2 and you Todd III.

Keep in mind that this player gave her character 4 names with carefully researched meanings and now it’s just. 3 Todds, the vicious attack puppies.

kakimari:

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you don’t have to tell me twice

imperatorkhaleesi:

jewish-privilege:

micdotcom:

Jewish groups across the US receive bomb threats, forcing evacuations

  • Numerous Jewish community centers on the east coast received anonymous bomb threats via phone Monday, forcing evacuations and police responses.
  • Some of the calls were prerecorded while others were live, and likely came from the same telephone number. 
  • NBC reported threats were made to facilities as far apart as New Jersey, Florida, Maryland, Tennessee and South Carolina. In a statement, the Anti-Defamation League said threats were also received in Delaware.
  • Facilities across the county were evacuated, though authorities did not discover any explosive devices. 
  • Jewish schools in London also received bomb threats, though it was not clear whether the incidents are connected. Read more

Also in London. Nothing has changed from the 1970s to 2017.

Y'all. This is fucked the fuck up. Do not ignore this.

How long before alt right is formally recognized as a terrorist organization?

night-hawk89:

ultraswam:

elionking:

gameraboy:

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

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A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

underchara:
“battle against a true hero
”

underchara:

battle against a true hero

b-noons:
“ lightsintheskye:
“ linksgrunt:
“ avrege:
“ linksgrunt:
“ ALCOHOL????
As in…..not milk??????
”
Can’t wait to fight Ganon while I’m drunk and only in my underwear
”
Ganon’s gonna be like “freaking kids these days and their damn wild parties....

b-noons:

lightsintheskye:

linksgrunt:

avrege:

linksgrunt:

ALCOHOL????

As in…..not milk??????

Can’t wait to fight Ganon while I’m drunk and only in my underwear

Ganon’s gonna be like “freaking kids these days and their damn wild parties. when I was your age–”

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Who’s ready for a  Breath of the Wild 4Loko run

This is why no one lets you talk Link;

so drunk he tripped into a dab

watchitnerd:

A Series of Unfortunate Events - Movie vs. Show (Parallels) ~ Part Four