Ringo (my dog) has officially made it his role in the universe to completely ruin the life of one possum specifically
We have a fig tree in the backyard which, as you could guess, sees a lot of late night animal visitors. The latest animal pal to snag some figs has been a possum that has now twice been in Ringo’s mouth (and both times Ringo almost charged his way into the house with it) and has, miraculously, survived both times.
Buddy I know figs are probably hard to come by in the possum world but it’s not worth it.
The possum, after experiencing his second near-death experience within the span of a week:
“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”
“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”
“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…
I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”
elsa in the main story route: terrible irredeemable serial killer who takes pleasure in disemboweling people and watching them slowly die elsa in the what:if routes: dont mind the murders, thats just our quirky friend elsa ^_^
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I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
