Silver Tongue

crispy-ghee:

Just a stupid thing that was sitting in my desktop for a long time. Saitama just has very bad luck. 

supericebeam:
“Don’t put the mouth there please…..
”
What about this?

supericebeam:

Don’t put the mouth there please…..

What about this?

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goldensweetcheeks:
“ lowkeydopeaf:
“ postingwhileblack:
“ nebula-gaster:
“ cartnsncreal:
“  Respect women
Save the bees
”
I understand all but the second; can someone explain the benefits of peeing after sex?
”
To lower the risk of an UTI
”
^ how...

goldensweetcheeks:

lowkeydopeaf:

postingwhileblack:

nebula-gaster:

cartnsncreal:

Respect women 

Save the bees

I understand all but the second; can someone explain the benefits of peeing after sex?

To lower the risk of an UTI

^ how many of y'all didn’t have proper access to sexual education?

A good amount of us tbqh ^

american sex ed is a bunch of people telling us to not have sex and showing up pictures of genital warts.

guy who survived the apocalypse in fallout: the government is destroyed, what will we use for currency?
asshole with bottle cap collection: i have an idea

orriculum:

“I see yall ignoring this post” ok hon i only just scrollled across it but i sure as hell now am gonna ignore it because im a petty bitch who doesn’t like being guilt tripped for notes

chefpyro:

Seems I gravitate to all the gadget-based superheroes. Just feels more every-manish, I guess. Hard to relate to a supersoldier or an alien. Spider-man, ant-man, batman and iron man. Though I guess it’s also pretty hard to relate to a millionaire. So just spider and ant-man then.

there was someone like that in static shock. the blond kid who had a shit ton of gadgets because the mutigen that gave everyone else super powers just made him smart.

lunaesteria:

linhhpham:

cardcaptorr:

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

this post keeps me going

it’s different bc you’re actually on your way to buy some liquor to quell the sadness that still exists

cindeer:
“ stielle:
“ Horns and spots? How does that….?
”
It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!
”

cindeer:

stielle:

Horns and spots? How does that….?

It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!

jollydaydreamer:

taehyu:

fuck donald trump

Moodboard

moonpaw:

hussie made this longass comic for 7 years and we dont know shit about him what the fuck hes a fuckin cryptid 

i had to use convoluted measurements to figure out that hes about 6ft tall