otherbully1:

halalbarbie:

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

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This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

exactlywhatiwasthinking:
“Don’t fuck with us. Don’t fuck without us.
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exactlywhatiwasthinking:

Don’t fuck with us. Don’t fuck without us.

joshpeck:

GET HIM, KIMBERLY

healingsuggestions:

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole

micdotcom:

WhiteHouse.gov scrubs climate change, LGBTQ, more issues from official site after Trump takes office

  • It’s official. Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
  • In with the new and out with the… civil rights, climate change policy, health care.
  • These are just some of the many issues scrubbed Friday from the White House’s official website, after Trump’s inauguration.
  • The website’s transformation, from former-President Barack Obama’s administration to Trump’s administration demonstrated the stark differences between the two. Read more

dan-mcneely:

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nice…

weightsseaandpuppies:

feathersmoons:

digitaldiscipline:

brainsforbabyjesus:

alessariel:

optimysticals:

broliloquy:

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

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What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

@brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

I can’t with this late night Tumblr shit!
@sixpenceee
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