So I saw some fancy looking TV dinners that originally cost 6 dollars but were half off, so I decided to try to spoil myself a little. The image on the box looked tasty enough, but I had no idea what I was actually going to get.
Because this TOTALLY looks like the photo, right?
Not only does it look awful, but the film on the container isn’t actually a peel off film. It’s plastic wrapped around the whole damn thing. Which makes it pretty hazardous to try and open once it’s cooked. Also, the tray warped in the microwave because of course it did.
So I prepare myself to see what horror awaits under the plastic, what foul beast has lied about its appearance, and my god…
That looks AWFUL. Super awful, just, it’s floating in liquid and it’s this mass blob of cheese and chicken.
My room mate then pointed out another stupid thing about it, on the box the instructions pulled this shit:
In case you didn’t notice, look at the “Pro Tip”, it basically says “after 2 ½ minutes remove film and cut slit in middle of food”. Let me say this again, this is a “PRO TIP” when it should obviously be IN THE DAMN DIRECTIONS, and of course most people aren’t going to notice the pro-tip, they’re just gonna make it like the directions say! FFFFFFFFUUUUU- this product makes me so angry!
I will say though… despite everything, it tastes pretty good. Not enough to warrant costing 6 dollars, and it’s hard to eat it when looking at it for how grotesque it looks…. But it’s really evidently clear here that whoever was in charge of making these things had NO IDEA how TV dinners are supposed to work.
I was talking to one of my friends about shipping and she told me how allegedly a big reason why star wars fans ended up shipping the space fascists (one of whom is barely a character) more than Poe and Finn (which practically writes itself) is b/c white fans felt like they couldn’t write kinky smut fic of Finn and Poe b/c sexual aggression is a negative stereotype for both black and latino men so they couldn’t make either of them a dom without it being Problematic™ which meant that all the popular Finn/Poe fic was soft and fluffy and so the slash fans who wanted filthy porn (most of them) moved over to Kylux and I feel like if that’s true you can still just file that under racism, which is most people’s explanation for why Kylux was more popular, but it’s racist in a much more stupid and roundabout “only in fandom” way that makes me want to become the jonker
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.
The vet. You should, if at all possible, wait until the werewolf looks like a wolf of course. But even if they look human at the time it should still be the vet (with additional bribe money) because even if something weird shows up in the blood-work or happens during the visit, it’s a lot easier to do a QUICK EXIT from a veterinary hospital than a human hospital (vets don’t usually have security personnel, the building isn’t as big either). Also, vets ask for less paperwork so you don’t actually need to give your real name or address, so in the even of ‘wait… that looks weird, you know if I didn’t know werewolves weren’t real I’d say- oh HOLY HELL THAT’S A-!!!!!’ you can run away without giving werewolf hunters/the government an easy way to your werewolf boyfriend.
So yeah. The vet, bring your werewolf significant others, friends and family members to the animal doctors.
also vets are more equipped to deal with any weird werewolf biology
Vets are more chill
You know, I can’t help but notice a lack of congratulations for the woman who got nutted in by a werewolf.
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