Wow
Situational awareness….
Definitely failed that spot check
or a natural 20 on a stealth check
well, age does add -1 to perception with each year over 65
Bear also stopped in a shadow, thats like +3 to sneak
A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency.
This is incredible
@unhinged-modCALLOUT POST ON @adurot
THIS BUTT NOT ONLY REBLOGGED MY POST BUT ALSO TAGGED ME IN THE REBLOG NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!
y’all love to mock asian nail salon owners so here’s a little background for your dumbasses:
during the vietnam war, many vietnamese refugees came to america, a lot being women and their children. an american actress, tippi hedren, flew to sacramento, ca. to visit a refugee camp. she wanted to meet the women who were living there and figure out ways to support them. many of them had lost their husbands in the war and were now left without an income and many had no knowledge of how to begin to provide for themselves and their children. while there, tippi noticed that many of the women were fascinated with her manicured nails. tippi had gotten the idea to fly her manicurist to the refugee camp to teach the women how to do nails, in hopes of giving these women a way to support themselves and their families. tippi had paid for 20 women from the refugee camp to attend beautician school and help them get their licenses & eventually find jobs. about 51% of manicurists in the u.s. are vietnamese and many of them are direct descendants of these 20 women who were given the chance to go to beautician school at the courtesy of tippi. so next time y’all want to mock and make fun of hardworking nail techs and treat them like shit, just remember that this is all because of the labor and the persistence of their ancestors who came here with nothing.
@definitely-not-lucienSarcastic ghost
Me as a ghost
and@e-vega420both of you as ghostsAccurate
You know, something similar happened when Amy and I moved into our apartment. It’s an old building, and right away when we first saw it, I got chills. Knew there had to be something in there. Nothing we can’t fix with a little ghost hunting, though.
So I get out my infrared camera and my tape recorder, as you do, and start asking some questions. The whole time I’m recording, I can see a spot on on the camera. Something’s definitely there. Can’t communicate with it, of course, but that’s what the tape’s for. I play it back, and we can hear it, plain as day: “Never Gonna Give You Up.” This damn supernatural entity has nothing better to do in its endless afterlife than Rickroll me and my girlfriend.
Well, a bored ghost is a dangerous ghost. so I exorcise the hell outta that whole building. Got some funny looks, but I’ve learned long ago not to pay any attention to the nonbelievers. About a week later, I get a call from the landlord. Turns out, this memelord of a ghost was tormenting the whole complex for months. Changing every song in a playlist to Smash Mouth, switching out people’s avatars with loss.jpeg, any damn meme you can think of. Really wreaked havoc, no one could do anything on their computers. She said to us, “I don’t know what you did, but it’s made all our lives a helluva lot easier.” Then she waives the next two months’ rent as thanks.
But I’m only joking, of course.
