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coolstuffifoundatgoodwill:
“ bootlegbarts:
“Mmm… soft-serve bootleg.
”
Hammer telepathically holds his ice cream so he may choke Burt.
”

coolstuffifoundatgoodwill:

bootlegbarts:

Mmm… soft-serve bootleg.

Hammer telepathically holds his ice cream so he may choke Burt.

roachpatrol:

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

inyourdisneydreams:
“ caitallolovesyou:
“ uppityfemale:
“ The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.
The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.
THE PRESIDENT...

inyourdisneydreams:

caitallolovesyou:

uppityfemale:

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption.
This is unethical.
This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.

sources: 
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21
http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8
(and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)

Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people! 

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chefpyro:

One day, kids are gonna be asking how it was possible for Trump to become president in the first place if he was so awful, and the adults won’t be able to give a concrete answer

He cheated and received aid from russia. The DNC also shot themself in the foot by pushing for hillary and trying to hide sanders

colds:

depression is like sadstuck but real

batcii:

my fave bending children

idaida:

TAZ sketches dump


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hootpoop12:

Based off the first time I ever rp’d Dave. 

dekuboya:

“…his boy??”

scotchtapeofficial:
“ bindingcoil:
“ 2-face:
“i couldnt remember vivec from TES’s name so i googled this and while the actual images page is COMPLETELY normal and displaying nothing but elder scrolls and vivec-related images, the “Images for…”...

scotchtapeofficial:

bindingcoil:

2-face:

i couldnt remember vivec from TES’s name so i googled this and while the actual images page is COMPLETELY normal and displaying nothing but elder scrolls and vivec-related images, the “Images for…” preview shows… all sexy cars all the time

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IT’S DOING THE SAME THING FOR ME ALSO THIS?

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