prozdvoices:

the coolest name ever

Original comic by neoduskcomics

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comedycentral:

In their farewell address on The Daily Show, Obama and his anger translator Luther struck a note somewhere between cautious optimism and “oh, fuck.”

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gilmotoongee:

circuitbird:

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.

@iceteen

@metalmartian

Me and @scraps-is-busy started a youtube channel. It’s not much yet but first video is up

ectoimp:

royal-royai:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you buy a used prosthetic hand, you bought your third hand, second hand

when your friend tells you about their new prosthetic hand you are hearing firsthand about their secondhand third hand

@arthur-tristan-kingsmen

jennytrout:

theguineapig3:

captainarwenpond221b:

wellhalesbells:

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

BLESS THIS POST

As a fanfiction writer, it’s taken me a long time to come to this realization, and ever since I have, I’ve been so much happier with my views of my work and my self-esteem. The person my fanfiction is written for is ME. When other people enjoy it, that’s wonderful and it makes me happy, but I shouldn’t beat myself up if people don’t. It’s not for them. It’s for me.

YES! Every once in a while, I’ll be like, “Ugh, this is such wish fulfillment garbage for MYSELF, what worthless trash.” And then I’m like, “Wait, no, that’s why I’m writing it.” If other people don’t like it? meh.