Top: Luigi’s model from Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.
Bottom: Upon closer inspection, the buttons on Luigi’s overalls are not flat discs, but instead stakes that are driven into Luigi’s body. By taking them out of the main model, we can see their shape.
They restrict his power.
Looking at the notes, 90% of them say something about vampires or power limiters. Amazing.
they are signs of his Crucifixion
We were attempting to quietly get inside a castle to kill they’re psychotic king and save a dragonborn princess…
DM: The door is locked and cannot be picked.
Paladin (Half-Orc): I choose to break the door open quietly.
DM: You can’t just…break a door quietly.
Fighter (Human): What if he bends the door from the top?
DM: IT’S A WOODEN DOOR. YOU CAN’T BEND WOOD.
Fighter: Well we know that, but does the door know that?
DM: You can’t be serious.
Cleric (Harpy): Yeah who says the door knows it can’t bend!
DM: For fuck sake fine I’ll roll for the DOOR’S intelligence.
(rolls a 1)
DM: Oh my fucking god.
Paladin: Hell yeah! All right so I quietly bend the door open…



