Silver Tongue

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

calebcleveland:
“Who tells your story?
”

calebcleveland:

Who tells your story?

valjar:

accras:

sariyajbatson:

Overly strict parenting creates sneakier kids.
Punishing your kids for telling the truth creates better liars. Or people more afraid to tell the truth than to tell a lie.
Invading your children’s privacy creates lifelong crippling trust issues.
Over pressuring you child to succeed creates life long anxiety. And when failing those expectations destroys their self confidence.
Ignoring your children can create emotional dependency and abandonment issues.

PSA

Why are you calling me out like that?

transvenomsnake:

futchtop:

relishboi:

these are the only 2 pictures of little gray in the mgs wiki and honestly, theyre the only pics that matter

what the fuck is metal gear about

we don’t know, really.

not-the-conversation-starter:

chefpyro:

which is more powerful: running like naruto or standing like jojo

Unstoppable force vs. Immovable Object

stand like jojo but at an angle and constantly moving forward

merupuri:

me: with shirt or not?
clients:

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