dpsmainprivilege:

reformedmercymain:

I made dinner guys :)

if you dont eat your greens you cant stream valorant between scrims

thatguyvitor:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

looked through some of my old tweets and found a cursed exchange

phantomchick:

fidefortitude:

madejsbian:

peterssquill:

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

thor and loki, thousands of years old, think of themselves as gods: lmao check this out i’m going to totally fool this guy

the grandmaster, a literal immortal whose immortality is entirely dependent on not getting bored: oh my….i have been fooled…..i hope none of you overthrow my leadership on the way out…….

#apparently the Collector and Grandmaster are fuelled on their own will to live#so as long as they have a stupid purpose they’re good#the collector set himself an impossible task so he could keep busy#and the grandmaster creates drama via fidefortitude

This is literally so interesting??

grandmaster: Im gonna let the people revolt against me for the drama

the-king-of-skeletons:

pissvortex:

imagine an alternate universe where DashCon was really well planned and it’s like a major convention that actors and shit went to

you take the blue pill, DashCon never happened. You take the red pill, you stay here and I show you how deep the ball pit goes.

whenyouwantdeath:

freddykicksasses:

shiny-xatu:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

The 2020 one will be wild

I feel like I just watched myself grow up 😭

You play a jaded babysitter. The plot twist is that the baby is the antichrist. So you gotta complete the tasks of babysitting but the entire time the baby is trying to kill you

lilyrosegold:

loopityboop:

lemememeringue:

gabriellegibby:

deathdaydream:

owlistic:

theglowpt2:

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

midnight-revelation:

nerdgul:

Those 18 states are: Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Nevada, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Utah.

If you live in one of these palces please go as many extra miles to stay safe as u can as new cases are growing significantly

If you live in any of these States, I advise using Johns Hopkins University of Medicine’s Coronavirus Resource Center to keep an eye on Critical Trends in your state (spiking infection rate, spiking death count) with the country and state map.

lets-do-get-help:

Live look at the American Government right now:

lyromada:

celtic-pyro:

eschatologica-anthophilya:

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse