Silver Tongue

rockabillywreck:

my girl fuckin just. walked out of antarctica

just packed a sled and hit the drifts

holy shit

humunanunga:
“Second only to 173 in the highest-ranked SCP’s of all time.
”

humunanunga:

Second only to 173 in the highest-ranked SCP’s of all time.

rosemary-the-skunk:

shpider-synthpop:

gabs-sam:

radprotag:

one of my favorite exchanges

oh no… he’s making the Maria-face

i honestly forgot about Maria and I thought he was just lost for an answer after trying to shut him down

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you forgot about maria?

cheerycherry3:
“My roommate and I cracked it everybody we can all go home.
”

cheerycherry3:

My roommate and I cracked it everybody we can all go home.

aryll:
“another lalonde marries her gay green girlfriend
”

aryll:

another lalonde marries her gay green girlfriend

dreemurr-reborn:
“[✱ ACT > flail ineffectually]
I’m not too late am I?! Happy birthday nerd!!
”

dreemurr-reborn:

[✱ ACT > flail ineffectually]
I’m not too late am I?! Happy birthday nerd!!

kankris-hot-booty:

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

hucklexberry:

cell113:

joshsundquist:

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.
Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?

McCree, but with his arm

HUSSIE YOU FUCK

wakraya:

ARE YOU SERIOUS.

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

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So you know, there’s hype for the game to drop next week, or at least an announcement about the official date to release, maybe with a final trailer! Sweet. So if it’s on Wednesday? It will drop on 8/30. And I was like, oh well that has no major significance number-wise from anything we’ve seen.

Yeah that number doesn’t.

You know what number does though?

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HUSSIE.

ARE YOU AIMING TO RELEASE THE GAME ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE KICKSTARTER?

I swear to god this obsession with numbers is going to kill us all.

nubs-mgee:

nubs-mgee:

nubs-mgee:

nubs-mgee:

nubs-mgee:

Lefties are more likely to be gay AND we don’t live as long, so objectively being left handed is just better

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH 

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floral……..why……

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D: