Silver Tongue

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

femenaces:

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

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OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

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Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

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bane-of-technology:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

kesslersymbolic:

feyinvestigations:

Things that have happened in the last 48 hours.

-cw hasn’t been profitable since 2006

-horse continues plinkoing

-the urfaveisunfuckable situation

-the pope listened to megalovania

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I’m sorry what??

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I wish to g*d I was joking

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penguinramen:

fernlom:

a-suspicious-number-of-ducks:

mellointheory:

jonathanrichman:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

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im about to lose my shit

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WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

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@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

bro. bro. look.

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this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

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this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

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he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

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holy crap he’s real

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rosexknight:
“7+8 = 15
Carey the 1
2+4+1 = 7
75
”
27-2=25
2+48=50
25+50=75

rosexknight:

7+8 = 15

Carey the 1

2+4+1 = 7

75

27-2=25
2+48=50
25+50=75

scraps-is-busy:
“I’m streaming IT TAKES TWO!
”

what happens if baby pig just phases halfway through huey or smth and both parenty twos witness the scene

xxtc-96xx:

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Newtwo’s looking paler than Pig here

1nsomnizac:

thyrell:

every time staff tries to make this website more hostile to posting the posts get better

staff never finishes the antibiotics and the resistant posters proliferate