pasteldaemon:

It’s the same tired old contrary ‘humor’ that’s been knocking about since forever, I guess there’ll always be at least one. =u=

it’s like the unfunny dad jokes. Like the ones that dads won’t even say.

lastaled:

So here’s a great idea!

Not watching the inauguration will only do so much, because we may not be watching Donald’s inauguration, but we’re not watching any OTHER inauguration either.

The solution? Pretend that we ARE watching another inauguration. Make up whatever you want. Flood social media with posts about things that aren’t actually happening. Tweet about Donald peeing himself a little on stage. Tweet about the sound system fucking up. TWEET ABOUT HILLARY’S INAUGURATION.

Make it a phenomenon. Make it widespread. The man loves the headlines, and ignoring the headlines might not get to him, but stealing the headlines sure as hell will.

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yougottacarpediem:

by far my favourite scene from gumball 

nearly-headless-horseman:

howtohavegaysubtext:

princeloki:

himteckerjam:

yuleagin-nova:

I can’t believe these people are upset about being “led on” by a fictional lesbian. Like this is parody level…

Trick straight people.

oh wow gee whiz i wonder if this feels half as bad as being queerbaited??

I can’t believe Blizzard just invented straightbaiting.

Straightbaiting needs to be a new thing. Let all characters seem str8 then come out as all kinds of queer. Make the world a better place.

soon buzzfeed articles will be like “writers of new post apocalyptic dystopian movie where kids have to kill each other hint that the main characters brother MIGHT be straight!

worthikids:

Brule On Sushi

laqueus:

honestly, living in a point-and-click/hidden object game must be so wild like

you want to go to the shop to buy some milk? Okay just hop in the car.

except you’ve lost your car keys.

so you look around for them, but they’re nowhere to be found. you’ve recently found there’s a mouse living in your house and you saw it holding something shiny earlier. maybe its got your car keys? so you go to lure it out with some cheese. except you don’t have any cheese in your fridge. so you go over to your neighbour’s house and ask if you could borrow a little bit of cheese. they say yeah but they need to find their handkerchief first. it’s gone missing and they simply must have it. after some looking you spot it caught on a telephone wire. your neighbour has a ladder but most of the rungs are broken. so you go to the forest and gather up some wood. while there, you meet another neighbour who’s lost their favourite necklace, and asks you to tell them if you see it. there’s an a abandoned shed in the wood and in it you find a rusty old hammer. there are nails, but they’re bent and rusty. so then you scout around your house, your neighbours house, the wood, the shed, and your otherneighbours house, and collect up some random shards to metal that are just lying around.

so go back to your first neighbour’s house and fix the ladder with the rusty hammer and random metal shards

using the (dubiously-fixed) ladder, you get their hankie from the phone line. the moment you’re back on the ground, the ladder breaks but who gives a fuck because you got the handkerchief. you give the hankie to your neighbour, they give you the cheese. you go and put the cheese outside a mousehole. the mouse comes out

it’s holding a marble.

it drops the marble, and you pick it up.

you go outside, and there’s a kid searching around. they lost their favourite marble, but they found this nice necklace. you give the kid the marble. they give you the necklace.

you go back to the woods. your necklace-neighbour isn’t there. you go to their house. they’re not there. you go to the handkerchief neighbour’s house. not there. your house. not there. eventually you find them in some ignorable part of the map that has had no relevance to now and will have no relevance again.

you give the neighbour the necklace.

they claim they found your car keys out in your drive.

finally

finally you can go to the shop and get some milk

you go home. read a specific piece of paper to get the code to your garage, and collect three keys.

using the keys and the code, you open your garage.

your car has no wheels.

crikeydave:

cukepraetorius:

whose child is this

chefpyro:

greensalamander:

chefpyro:

Watching World of Gumball is so weird. Dude has a best friend he does everything with, a steady girlfriend during junior high, and a stable, atomic family with no major financial trouble? Can’t relate.

It’s called the AMAZING World of Gumball, not the Mundane World of Gumball.

THERE ARE NO INTER-PERSONAL ISSUES IN THAT FAMILY

EVERYONE JUST LIKES EACHOTHER

IT’S TOO UNREALISTIC

That’s like saying “bobs burgers” is unrealistic because the families don’t hate each other