Silver Tongue
undeadmantis:
“True horror.
”

undeadmantis:

True horror.

harmless-teeth:
“wallmaster II
”

harmless-teeth:

wallmaster II

straight-outta-nohr:

this is all i do in this game

dregadude:

bumush:

acebots:

acebots:

when someone mentions Pearl Discourse i always think about how the MSPA forums have had a series of Vriska Quarantine Threads for literal years now because otherwise every discussion eventually turned into a giant Vriska argument

case in point:

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these threads last 100 pages, or up to 2500 posts each before a new one is made. so it could be much worse

the mere fact this vriska argument went on for 42,500 posts and still going is a good estimate of human nature

page 88 of every vriska quarantine thread was dedicated entirely to fanart of vriska. it was a huge celebration highly anticipated as early as page 60

theres more vriska discourse than there are mspa posts

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

sherralotz:

Airplane! (1980)

Very literal forms of comedy is my aesthetic

I blame Airplane and The Naked Gun movies for turning me into the Shameless Pun Monster that I am today

where is hiveswap
Anonymous
shameshack:
““Flat Earthers never disappoint.
” ”

shameshack:

Flat Earthers never disappoint.

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goosquetaire:

grawly:

My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or

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gamgee:

draeneis:

gamgee:

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

  1. jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
  2. fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
  3. regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
  4. rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
  5. mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
  6. anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

7. you

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me