chefpyro:

mire femblem

That would just be a swamp full of witches

woodmeat:

brokefatnigga:

run bitch

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away

large-gamer-robot:

mexicankennedy:

I found these jewels buried in my computer. They legitimately thought it would be cannon and they were so fucking smug about it lol.

We popping the biggest bottles

averyterrible:

awful paleoconservative poet: people hate modernist trash, i will give the world the beautiful sonnets it desires

ordinary assholes: have you seen this poem about a cow licking bread?

bizarrodf:

captainsnoop:

i havent bought final fantasy 15 because i can’t support a game where the boys don’t wear seatbelts 

justlookatthosesausages:

emmis-art-journey:

I imagine this happened frequently 

imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’

iguanamouth:

euclase:

House martins are the cutest because they have fuzzy lion paws that make them look like fierce little griffins.

oh no