I found these jewels buried in my computer. They legitimately thought it would be cannon and they were so fucking smug about it lol.
We popping the biggest bottles
awful paleoconservative poet: people hate modernist trash, i will give the world the beautiful sonnets it desires
ordinary assholes: have you seen this poem about a cow licking bread?
I imagine this happened frequently
imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’





