cannibal-sarracenian:

that time when Samus’ gender was still a secret so the licenced manga went ahead and depicted Samus Aran as a cool male hero surrounded by women, except it backfired and instead Samus is now a lesbian icon

2srooky:

birb-hoe:

tag yourself i’m “be a mean terrorist”

I’m choke a man

I have never seen someone one weed road rage. I don’t think the people who made this know what weed does

thespacegoat:

prassio:

luvin this bro nut

bronut in my mouth

splendidland:

replace the “and” in any given harry potter title with “or”, and tell me, how many times would you pick harry?

sn0wbro:

big-boss-official:

sn0wbro:

tf2 was actually the very first videogame, and every other game in existence ripped it off

What about team fortress 1

that was also a ripoff of team fortress 2

tastefullyoffensive:

Calculating the perfect jump.

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

pk-smokey:

bearmagus:

komasansrank:

u kno it’s weird how like, damn perfect the inklings just sorta naturally fit in the mario universe, this like, feels right

also isn’t cool how fast splatoon rose to like?one of nintendo’s main IPs on like a Zelda Mario level? neat

Look! Samus is having fun racing with the Inklings in Mario kart!

emperor-of-matzah:

smitethepatriarchy:

destinyrush:

GO OFF GEORGE TAKEI

LEAD US.

#TAKEI2020