2panelcad:
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owlapinart:

im SURe mohns not really a piece of shit, apparently people get amnesia after going through wormholes or something so hes probably just like “who the fuck am i? whatever ill hang out w these pokemon on this fucking bean island”

hkluterman:

Always listen to your brain wolf.

tf2doodie:

I’m Sorry

hurrgantu:
“i thought that i cannot love pearl more.
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hurrgantu:

i thought that i cannot love pearl more.

aurotoiras:

solaris128h:

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he’s not mad, just disappointed

(based on this)

@spookymingos
yaoikuza:
“ citizenpublius:
“ sedorna:
“ the-a-j-universe:
“ bountifulspyware:
“AND THIS IS HOW GEMS ARE NAMED.
Amethyst: Facet-5 Cut-8xG
Peridot: Facet-2(F5L) Cut-5xG
Hey! @the-a-j-universe , I got one!!!
Peridot has extra in her name because she is...

yaoikuza:

citizenpublius:

sedorna:

the-a-j-universe:

bountifulspyware:

AND THIS IS HOW GEMS ARE NAMED.

Amethyst: Facet-5 Cut-8xG
Peridot: Facet-2(F5L) Cut-5xG

Hey! @the-a-j-universe , I got one!!!


Peridot has extra in her name because she is in a sub vein where as our amathyst’s kindergarten is no where near as eaten up as homeworld projections are.

Very interesting.

Now I wonder if our Jasper – or any Beta Quartz, in fact – actually has a proper designation. After all, since the injectors were just thrown down anywhere, then there would be no way to properly designate them.

My guess is they’d have their Facet but not a cut, if we’re going by Prime as how a good Kindergarten should be set up, especially with Peridot’s emphasis on “even spacing, consistent depth”. Because while the line ups aren’t completely perfect, Prime is clearly leveled by both columns and rows. Hence Amethyst is from column 8, row M. 

But Beta doesn’t really have such clearly defined distinctions, due to both the geography and the fact that it was a rush job:

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So idk if the Beta Quartzes could have full designations like everyone else, other than Jasper Facet-9 or Carnelian Facet-9, etc. Maybe that’s part of why Skinny says the Amethysts are so cliquey. I imagine tho that the Betas have a method of telling each other apart when they call for one another so they don’t all answer to the same name (I mean Carnelian probably has it easy, but there’s like six Jaspers now), but it might be unique to them. 

Only tangentially related, but I’m only just now being struck by the clean, polished outline of Jasper’s hole, not just in comparison to the holes in Beta, but Prime as well.

I used to see Prime as very cold and precise, with their neat little columns and uniform holes. But on second look, the holes in prime aren’t uniform at all. Yes, there’s an overall consistency to their size, but each one has its own shape, it’s own thumbprint. They’re not as wildly varied as Beta, but not one of those holes is a perfect outline, the ideal “clean, strong silhouette.”

But the hole that Jasper left behind is almost haunting in its perfection. Even with the somewhat ridiculous and yet entirely awesome “I WOKE UP THIS WAY!” power pose, her silhouette is symmetric and clean. It’s mathematical perfection, the ideal realized.

No wonder Jasper won’t let herself show weakness.

stephank:

erinye:

charlesoberonn:

old-manrupee:

charlesoberonn:

danisstupid:

charlesoberonn:

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

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This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

Tagline: “They don’t give a duck!”

Depending on how it goes, I could see either dreamworks or illumination making it

afr-hoe-dite:

Monique knew what was up

rkochany:
“Send this email to 50 of your friends or you’ll catch the bite
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rkochany:

Send this email to 50 of your friends or you’ll catch the bite