keybladeofsteel:

valencing:

current mood: house democrats coming up with pointedly thin excuses to skip the trump inauguration

“My mom said I can’t go”

“I’ll miss the season premier of my show”

whatsshecalled:

memelovingbot:

extra hour in the loss.jpg pit

im so sorry i had to

sarcoptid:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lycanthrofee:

This moth driving a tiny car is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day … [x]

I for one welcome our mecha piloting moth overlords

animals that have driven vehicles before i’ve managed to get a license:

• dogs
• a moth
  

keeps-getting-faster:

keeps-getting-faster:

where’s that one vine where there are two guys outside on a porch and there is a metal folding chair between them and the guy on the right flips a plastic water bottle onto it and it stands upright and then the one on the left throws a bottle but it’s glass so it shatters and then you see the shattered glass and then they go back to the guy on the left who dabs weakly, all while the intro of mad world plays in the background

honeyshuckleex:

quantum-jump:

cerdita-perezosa:

- We got in a fight? Let’s split up the room/house with a line. That’s my half and that’s your half.
- Two characters accidentally swap bodies
- The musical episode
- It’s time to shrink really tiny and go into (other character) to solve their sickness!
- Character 1 and Character 2 are fighting for the affections of Character 3 (who probably does not like either of them)
- The background character-oriented episode
- Oh no! (Character) has made a bunch of clones of themself! We need to kill them all.
- The episode where a character gets successful/powerful/rich, becomes an asshole, then proceeds to ruin it all
- The birthday episode
- An episode that turns out to just be a dream
- A character dislikes a newly-introduced “adorable” character but nobody believes them until they eventually prove that the cute character is actually evil
- The “you saved my life”/lifedebt episode
- Holiday episodes
- The “how did the censors let them get away with this?” episode

It’s when you think of this that you realise that anime’s “beach episode” “shopping episode” etc. are actually pretty normal

That last one on the list is the entirety of Invader Zim.

baseball episode

johnbrownsbodyy:

fonzworthcutlass:

athugsdream:

fonzworthcutlass:

📠📠📠

It can’t go the other way?

No. The earth is flat.

This is basic knowledge.

i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.

swamp-wizard:

the recurring homestuck gag about alternian film titles is real and its manifesting in japanese light novels

ohheyitsshanaj:

anarchyinblack:

just-shower-thoughts:

All churches should be homeless shelters at night

Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter

pearwaldorf:

srsfunny:

This Has To Be The Greatest Idea Ever

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)