the cat in the hat movie was made in a different timeline and wrongfully brought into ours
okay but the circumstances behind it are so fucked up
like, it was originally optioned by dreamworks in like 1997, and tim allen was to star in a screenplay that he wrote that he described like so:
“My dream is to give it the edge that scared me,” says the actor of his darker tale. ”Like Alien, we’ll see very little of the cat. He’s a human being who turns into the cat — like a werewolf or vampire — as he gets more and more frustrated trying to deal with these children.”
i’m pretty sure that the universe attempted to prevent this nightmare by replacing it with another timeline’s cat in the hat movie, only for that to backfire spectacularly
I really want to learn
her hacking skills are incredible
Damn put her whole life out there. A great example of prime savagery
IDONT even feel bad :)
😂😂😂😂😂
@morgesnternsevery Straight who calls their gay ships sin now owes me $10
every Gay who calls their straight ships sin now owes me $10
have fun being broke bc that literally doesn’t happen lmao
Are you sure, because heterophobia is rampant on this site
im physically rotting
this is it. this is what sends me to the shadow realmm. rb if u too, are a rampant hetereophobic sinner
“when you’re in church and the preacher says ‘heterosexuality is wrong’ but you’re busy reading straight fanfics haha like if you’re a sinner too uwu”
Scraps trivia: Scraps hates losing in board games. If he doesn’t outright quit, he will instead play strictly to get back at the player who hurt him. If not that he puts a hole in their chest and tossed the board.
So he’s basically gavin?
No idea who that is, but yes. If they have really sharp teeth.
not sharp teeth but he does have a big nose. And he really sucks at games and tends to just screw people over whenever he’s losing.
