scootsenshi:

thighetician:

madeupmonkeyshit:

thetrippytrip:

bellygangstaboo:

i thought he hit a girl at first.

lol tell me why he run lika fuckin duck

The other white kids almost killed themselves.

The fear he had in his voice like “Someone help me!”

The way he jumped over the table to chase that fucker was so graceful

twinerva:

who did it better

crystalwitches:

my top 3 screenshots of peridot gettin dragged

romanceablenpc:

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hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

Drinking vemon won’t do much other than leave a bad taste in your mouth unless you have open sores or ulcers or some way for it to get in your system. Venom will be desolved by the digestive juices in your stomach. It’s not poison.

ahn-f:

she’s right listen to her

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

atane:

Trump supporters are just figuring out that the Affordable Care Act and Obamacare are the same thing. It would be funny if it weren’t so sad and pathetic. Unbelievable.

lol I can’t deal with this

fartgallery:

child: mom theres a wolf growling at me

mom: he’s just picking on you because he likes you

child: he’s biting my head

mom: he has a crush on u