Silver Tongue
liberalsarecool:
“ Charlottesville put police double standards and racial bias in plain site.
White men in the South are the most fragile people in the world. You can’t handle the melting pot you signed up for when you came to this country? You need...

liberalsarecool:

Charlottesville put police double standards and racial bias in plain site.

White men in the South are the most fragile people in the world. You can’t handle the melting pot you signed up for when you came to this country? You need to hide your insecurities behind guns and hate?

Your whiteness is going to vanish? But you want others to vanish, too? Seems hypocritical and nonsensical. You are fighting for an impossible outcome. It’s purely existential. Grow up.

straight-outta-hobbiton:

On the humans are weird thing, what about the Hadron Collider?

Like, aliens come to earth and are kind of impressed with how fast our technology is progressing, and they’re like, touring the earth and meeting the greatest minds of our generation and eventually end up at CERN.


Alien: So what are you doing here, Human Scientist of CERN?

Scientist: Oh, well, we made this machine that smashes atoms into even smaller stuff.

Alien: Oh? And how did you achieve this?

Scientist: Well, we throw them at each other at amazing speeds until they break apart. It’s actually pretty cool.

Alien: It does sound interesting.

Scientist: Right? It sucks there’s people who are pissed about it.

Alien: Excuse me?

Scientist: Well, theoretically there’s a chance that we could create a black hole if we go through this process.

Alien:

Alien:

Alien: Why do you persist in this endeavor if this is a possibility?

Scientist: It’s fuckin’ sicc


And then the aliens realize that oh, humans are only so ahead of the times is because they’re fucking crazy and just do shit. And then they leave.

Just in case.

cyberbunbun:

essence-of-armbarring:

cyberbunbun:

essence-of-armbarring:

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I love the implication that in the deus ex-verse there’s a game called Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles

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there is

well I’ll be.

rabbiteclair:

after years of following artists on Tumblr, I’m pretty sure that being an artist is all about killing more powerful artists and taking their PaintTool SAI brush settings

miss-serket:

miss-serket:

Jane’s had to deal with attempts on her life so much that she literally just casually calls them “Measly assassination attempts” Like, Janey’s life is in danger so often that she’s numb to it by now, she stone cold does not give a fuck. You could tell her you’re gonna straight up murder her and she’d probably just be like “Just try it you coward, you can’t do shit. Fucking try me.” Jane Crocker is fucking metal.

Remember that one Jimmy John’s employee who was held at gunpoint by a robber but he just kept taking the dudes order like nothing happened? That’s Jane.

she even brushed it off when one of her best friends tried to kill her shortly after her own great grandmother tried to kill her which was JUST after jack murdered her on prospit.

postordiea:

talesoftenko:

kokoroattack:

niknak79:

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well shit

I have to keep this in mind.

This still looks like a before and after shot of Armageddon or something where humanity is wiped out.

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

chess empowerment and neutral embodiment… motherfuck, i draw power from two conflicting forces but am a god when i use my power to balance them.

superflyingthing:

zahnegott:

captainbunnicula:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

sounddesignerjeans:

sounddesignerjeans:

some of you have been saying to me, “Hey, you’re a heathen who fears neither God nor death, right? Nuke The Sound Of Silence.”

so, after a lot of stalling, here is “The Sound Of Silence, But The Instruments Are The Vocals And The Vocals Are The Instruments.” What does that mean, you ask?

You are about to find out. Enjoy the ride.

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that’s what I like to hear

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It feels like my ears are upside down??

i love this sound designer you did not disappoint me

This is the last thing you hear before the AI take over and assimilate you.