Silver Tongue

woolandflax:

mewwon:

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

Perfume ads be like

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✨Eau de Toilette✨

sketiana:

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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

saprophetic:

brucespringsteendotcom:

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phantomrose96:

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale “I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight” character?

That’s

That’s Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy “I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting” Mustang.

“I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor.”

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn’t view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like “no sir I’m just a slut.”

Roy Mustang.

andreabandrea:

andreabandrea:

Kids today don’t like spider-man because he’s funny or heroic it’s because he’s the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says “spider-man cringe compilation”

This post is about tobey maguire spider-man and Peter B from spiderverse

in all fairness its heavily implied that toby maguire IS peter B

gaiasplunky:

I MISSED (you should follow for more memes)

foxgirltail:

foxgirltail:

A robot or ai that is suitably advanced enough to have a gender is suitably advanced enough to understand gender and choose their own gender, therefore, robots and ais that have a gender are trans

Additionally, a robot or ai that does not have a gender but is suitably advanced enough to develop relationships with other people is therefore suitably advanced enough to understand gender, therefore, robots and ais that don’t have a gender are also trans

#what would a cis robot be

Boring, that’s what!

editoress:
“fairandfatalasfair:
“ #he didn’t go to salarian school for two whole years out of his extremely short lifespan to be MISTER warcrimes
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#mordin: on my way Commander Warcrimes
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