Silver Tongue

pastel-fluff-witch:

voidbat:

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

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parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

mtv2013:

mtv2013:

people who only draw dragons are so fucking powerful

the same goes for people who only draw robots

what about people who draw robot dragons like @elektronx

estpolis:

supergameboytwo:

supergameboytwo:

estpolis:

every character in sonic adventure 2 has 5 levels

except

sonic and shadow

sonic has 6, and shadow has 4

sonic took one of shadows levels

He is a liar and a thief

Shadow got his own entire game sonic deserves an extra level

youre right actually, shadow did get his own game. i cant wait for when they finally make a sonic game

joematar:
“I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted
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joematar:

I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

galpalison:

alwaysbewoke:

kropotkindersurprise:

sarcasticlevellouise:

kropotkindersurprise:

August 14 2017 - Protesters in Durham, North Carolina decide to take matters into their own hands and take down a confederate statue. 

The statue represented a soldier who fought in the Civil War and an inscription on the front read “The Confederate States of America.” 

One organizer of the protest told WNCN that toppling the statue was in response to the violence at a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Va. this weekend.“It needs to be removed,” organizer Loan Tran told the news station. “These Confederate statues in Durham, in North Carolina, all across the country.” [video]

By taking these down, you’re erasing history. Germany left Holocaust camps standing, so we can learn from our mistakes. No wonder America is regressing.

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Germany specifically destroyed the Nazi monuments you fucking dumbass, and they made new monuments to remember the people oppressed and murdered by the Nazis.

white racists and their apologists are consistently the most intellectually embarrassing humans on earth.

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skelefolk:

twerkyvulture:

im on mobile someone attach a pic of that Joker My Man post

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the1janitor:
“ hidansays:
“ cons-science:
“ writer vs. muse: the animation
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I tried to scroll over this
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i saw this a few times but I just realized what was happening, this is sick
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the1janitor:

hidansays:

cons-science:

writer vs. muse: the animation

I tried to scroll over this

i saw this a few times but I just realized what was happening, this is sick

Did the signs survive the Titanic?

astrolollygy:

Yes: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Saggitarius, Aquarius, Pisces

No: Leo

scrollingscrollingscrollingstuff:

People on this site outright calling the Game Grumps horrible people is kinda hilarious to me because I’m pretty sure both Danny and Arin combined are much kinder than any assholes on this hellsite.