Silver Tongue

peabug:

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

so i think that limbswaps are a really neat idea

gaamzee:

hiveswap

i-am-will-je-suis:

corndog-bread:

corbinnobleu:

nooniebaddass:

mohamedlamine:

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I Was Always On Green Because My Mama Didn’t Play That Shit.

I got a Red for the first time ever cause I launched a basketball at this girls face 😭😭 it was an accident tho I swear lmao

This traumatized so many kids. I knew someone who had no memory of this until I said the phrase “go flip your card” and suddenly they remembered everything

I went from green straight to red because I gave my friend a piggyback ride for like five seconds

i remember i went on red because i drew over the face of the octopus on the worksheet to make him a pirate instead of completing the wordsearch and then cried when the teacher took it and threw it away and gave me a fresh one

davidistheloveofmylife:
“good thing i spend 12 hours then
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davidistheloveofmylife:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

freedricksanchez:

The little call backs to things in earlier episodes. <3

Dear mansplaining morons who think “Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman”

princessamericachavez:

paddysnuffles:

Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude
- has no superpowers to speak of
- trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops
- uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity
- “only a god can kill another god”
- trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race
- can fly
- can literally level a building with a single punch
- can control lightning
- able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands
- can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd
- has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

I feel the need to bring this up:

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or the time Diana took down the entire justice league to protect them. Here’s how Batman’s thing went down:

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Or maybe the fact that she’s fucking savage?

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even before pre n52

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So yeah, there’s that for anyone who needs schooling manspalining fuckboys.