Silver Tongue

dirt-eaterr:

H O R S E P L I N K O
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one-million-medics:

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did arcades quest and after its done hes supposed to just walk off into the wastes but for me he just kinda. fell over and died

mood

dexer-von-dexer:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

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final-girl-cas:
“bakuraryxu:
“oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image
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new seasons greasons lore dropped
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final-girl-cas:

bakuraryxu:

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

new seasons greasons lore dropped

pocketss:

he’s sensitive

honeyhardcandy:

greebledgoblin:

wretched-mog:

sindri42:

kaijuno:

explodinginmyskull:

kaijuno:

oddric:

kaijuno:

alphashrooms:

kaijuno:

I went to this Sicilian pizza joint yesterday and it’s literally so underground and such a big hole in the wall that their parking lot is wrecked, their front door is bolted up, and you have to enter through the kitchen and walk to the front end past all the ovens and down a narrow ass hallway and then all the tables and chairs are fold ups and the ceiling is all saggy and it looks awful but fuck me it’s been there for 70+ years and makes the best damn thin crust pizza in the city and no one hardly knows about it because it looks like an abandoned building

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3805 S Saginaw St in Flint

If it looks like an abandoned building you’ve got the right place

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That’s the place

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There’s no way this isn’t a mob front

Mob fronts always have the BEST pizza. Visit your local mob front eatery today

No mob boss wants to eat bad pizza while they meet to discuss crime. Even if it is unprofitable to sell really good pizza there, the mob will put up the funds to get top quality ingredients and a good chef and make up the difference in money laundering.

it’s true, i grew up in nj and you could tell how good the food was by how many insurance frauds the place did. one of my favorite pizza places in my home town staged an arson to collect on insurance money, the owner got caught tho

oh god i want the illegal pizza so bad

the secret ingredient really is crime

sabertoothwalrus:
“truezodiacfact:
“ I didn’t expect that…
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this gif of Weird Al posted 2014 predicted two current trends: orb and soup
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sabertoothwalrus:

truezodiacfact:

I didn’t expect that…

this gif of Weird Al posted 2014 predicted two current trends: orb and soup

frogmunist:

The fact that you have to call places you’re applying to sometimes and be like “hey btw I applied. any news?” to supposedly “let them know you’re interested” is like… so fucking stupid. like I fucking applied. call me back. I don’t need to be the one to fucking take initiative because I took initiative by applying in the first place. you need someone in the job. I applied. call me. or tell me you don’t need me. fuck you and die. everywhere that has ever hired anyone, I hope you burn down

and companies wonder why theres “nobody wants to work”

its not that we dont wanna work, its that its goddamn stupid and disrespectful for a company to play hard to get for minimum wage

musashi:

musashi:

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

computationalcalculator:
“6qubed:
“ sexhaver:
“two sick horses evaluating an orb
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“it floats”
“don’t like that” ”
the ORIGINAL orb ponderers 😤 respect your history
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computationalcalculator:

6qubed:

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

the ORIGINAL orb ponderers 😤 respect your history