Roast me in my ask box
can someone just…… can somebody just…….. draw… jade with like, every dog pokemon ever that would be great if someone could do that
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
I really just saw this skeleton… Wanted to make a lame joke for my friends… And then this.
(Also my laugh is terrible)
“I want cash back for this return.”
“Well, sir, it looks like it’s going to go back on your debit card.”
“I want cash back.”
“I can’t give you cash back. It’ll go back into your debit card since that’s how you paid.”
“I paid with cash.”
“No sir you paid with a debit card.”
“It’s the SAME THING!”
“No sir it’s not–”
“It is when you take the money out of my account right away! I want it back on right away I’m not waiting two weeks!”
“We do release the funds right away it’s your bank that takes that time to process it and–”
“I want cash back. I paid cash.”
“I can’t give you cash back. But I can–”
“I want to talk to the manager!!”
My manager then argued with him for a solid five minutes about debit not being the same as cash.


