Silver Tongue
leech-sph:
“mr.stealyogirl is here to fuck shit up
”

leech-sph:

mr.stealyogirl is here to fuck shit up

magicalgirlmindcrank:
“ magicalgirlmindcrank:
“Wait shit
”
Undoubtedly the best tag on this post
”

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Wait shit

image

Undoubtedly the best tag on this post

wanderingmultiverse:
“ crystaldrone:
“ merfolkish:
“oh man i can imagine the screaming fits
”
oh my god
”
I remember my astronomy teacher telling us about this. The microwave oven is supposed to be shielded and everything, but there’s always that one...

wanderingmultiverse:

crystaldrone:

merfolkish:

oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

oh my god

I remember my astronomy teacher telling us about this. The microwave oven is supposed to be shielded and everything, but there’s always that one impatient asshole who yanks the door open 2 seconds before the timer runs down… registering a short burst of radiation that looks quite interesting to a group trying to look at the cosmic microwave background radiation of the universe.

the moral of the story is just wait the extra 2 goddamn seconds for your hot pocket, steve.

chefpyro:
“ owny-chan:
“ flaminggoosememe:
“So this was posted by Ubisoft Canada on Facebook
”
@chefpyro is this that todd boss thing you wanted a while ago
”
holy shit i had almost given up hope
”

chefpyro:

owny-chan:

flaminggoosememe:

So this was posted by Ubisoft Canada on Facebook

@chefpyro is this that todd boss thing you wanted a while ago

holy shit i had almost given up hope

eyeburst:

eyeburst:

Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.

Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.


Happy Halloween~

Support me on patreon

image


image


image


image

Just in case you thought that was the end of your emotional roller coaster–it isn’t.

“Killing Jews” was just listed as a leading component of “Republican values” in Charlottesville

tikkunolamorgtfo:

In this video from the Washington Post on the horrific situation in Charlottesville, white nationalist Sean Patrick Nielsen said that in addition to “standing up for local white identity” and “the free market,” his top value as a Republican was killing Jews:

image
image
image

This is how accepted anti-Semitism is. These monsters are so comfortable in support for their Judenhasse that they are literally unafraid to give their names to a major news outlet or to show their faces to an international audience and declare that they want to murder Jewish people. And I worry one day the rest of the world will let them—again

megaceros:
“ ofcarnivora:
“Omg, so I commissioned @megaceros for a blobby sculpture of Chico…and it’s amazingggg!!! Totally an accurate rendition of Chico’s squishy self!!
”
Yay! Go check that blog if you haven’t already, it’s full of beautiful...

megaceros:

ofcarnivora:

Omg, so I commissioned @megaceros for a blobby sculpture of Chico…and it’s amazingggg!!! Totally an accurate rendition of Chico’s squishy self!!

Yay! Go check that blog if you haven’t already, it’s full of beautiful pictures of beautifuls dogs!

snout:

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.