Silver Tongue

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

The hero’s party approaches so I bring in several trumpet, electric guitar and violin players and get my drumkit ready so my boss fight can have a fucking bop

My evil kingdom may fall but my SOUNDTRACK WILL LIVE ON

your boss music minions as your lair crumbles around them

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pissvortex:

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alright ladies time to wrap it up it’s over

vibrantbluecats:

anarrowthroughtime:

oh to be a juggler performing in front of the Pope with Megalovania playing in the background..

HELLO??? HOW IS THIS REAL

beetrootbot:

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

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galahadwilder:

azuzulira:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post

its canon (shown in jokers return) that joker can in fact not handle people being funnier than him especially at his expense

derinthescarletpescatarian:

elkian:

brightlotusmoon:

im-living-in-the-walls:

bloodyjinxii:

thatgirlwithadhd:

catptain-whiskers:

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

there is no way to predict how this video will go

I have been reduced to tears

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

Wait this is the TOAST VIDEO I scrolled past this like a FOOL the other day I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS

This person nearly hospitalised themself so many times

xxtc-96xx:

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Mewtwo is still going to take things slow, but its evident baby isn’t going to let him stay away from her any longer if she has any say in it

phased through a door? What are you talking about?

ihopethisendswell:

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This is the only youtube comment that matters.

ndiecity:

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been “cancelled” was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

turing-tested:

went to genderpedia and it appears they have have forgotten uh. a term or two. nbd though theyre mostly microlabels so its understandable they left those out

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